Tomorrow is the first annual Steak and Blow job Day. The concept for this newly spawned man holiday, or ‘Maniday’, is quite simple really. It is exactly one month after Valentines Day, which is apparently the most over-indulgent female focused holiday of the year, so therefore the most over-indulgent male focused holiday should land squarely on March 14th. I wish the premise was more complex than the name suggests but it’s not. It is just simply men the world over being fellated and fed large quantities of beef by their significant other so that women (or gay men) can apparently show how much they really care.
um….i’m not a male, but a steak and oral sex sounds awesome. i’m all for this holiday.
[...] anyway, I just heard about a new holiday that is tomorrow, March 14th, and it sure as hell explains a lot to me. At any rate guys, I hope you have an enjoyable holiday [...]
Wait…you’re not a male…? SHIT. I wish I would have know that when I made out with you…