The internet is for porn March 14, 2008

Since it is only a few days before St. Patrick’s day, my boyfriend and I were doing what any normal couple would this time of year. Trying to think up Halloween costume ideas. We want to do a couple costume, but it has to be clever, and perhaps vile if necessary. The most important thing to consider of course is trying to find a redheaded character for me to be. So what would be the easiest way to find ideas and pictures? The internet of course, but turns out, it is chock-full-of-porn. I knew this, naturally, but I figured that the research of something as pure, innocent, and angelic as a redhead wouldn’t prompt too many porn sites. Turns out, that’s all there is. I discovered a literal pornocopia of redhead fetish sites involving charming titles like “Ass licking, dick sucking, cum guzzling hot ass redhead with asian slave” and so on (Vile, though I do credit them for their multi-tasking abilities, and I’m sure having the slave helps get a few things done too). How is it that I have been a redhead for almost twenty four years and can be so blissfully ignorant of the people who are literally obsessed with gingers? Hell, you type in ‘Wendy’ (another costume idea) and all you see is a sea of pigtails, freckles and pasty tits (and I see that shit enough in the mirror) . I’m disturbed on a whole new level. I don’t think I’ll ever be the same again…