Yesterday I went to go watch my friends at their softball game so I brought some coffee because it was freezing. Once I got to the field, my friend Ashley joined me and said she brought me something. She pulls out this tiny Tupperware container, probably the smallest they make, and it is filled with Bailey’s Irish Cream. As a natural reaction I immediately dump it into my coffee. Unfortunately I didn’t think about the fact that I was using my gym water bottle to hold my coffee.
My point to this inane story is this: today at the gym when I had that first sip of water, despite the fact that I washed it out several times, it tasted unmistakenly of Bailey’s. It sounds pleasant, but let me assure you, it is anything but. I wanted to throw up, which is really not that conducive to running. So, to the Propel Fitness water company, and all of you blatant ripoffs on the market, I am going to advise against the liquor flavor water line that you may have been thinking about putting out. Logistically, it just won’t work.
Well, look on the bright side: if you throw up you don’t have to run.
I could market the hell out of that vodka water product. Are you tired at the end of the day? Is it hard to make time for exercise? Would you rather drink heavily while STILL losing weight? WELL NOW YOU CAN.
Yeah, but I drastically prefer running to vomiting publicly any day.